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dont go wild [16 May 2003|09:38am]

cuomoisgod
[ mood | energetic ]

Mama always has these contrived interludes with celebrities. She'll talk about justin and britney's split with the same intensity that she speaks of my sisters fiance losing his work visa and going back to canada. I think I give Mama such a hard time because I'm afraid of becoming her.We all become our parents on small levels.

Example:

I never cared for celebrity nerds on a small level, however hip, like carlton from fresh prince or screech from saved by the bell. Yet, take the pinnacle of celebrity nerd, young steve urkell, and I reel hook line and sinker to asking people why that laura bitch wouldnt date him. Later on, he'd make a machine to destroy everything good about him and become Stephan. The super fly red spectacles, the high waters, and his infinite wealth of math names. Much Later on, he'd fade into that character. Then he grew too old to switch it up, and family matters waltzed from cancellation to syndication. Magically, young steve urkell lives again.

But it's only television.

Then there's the lois lane phenomenon. Here we have this vexing woman, with this rare disorder where when you take your glasses off you become a stranger. It also seemed strange that shed rex over a man in tights than some guy that actually knows her. Volumes could be written on her vast lack of common sense among other things. If I were clark dating lois, one of us would be hanging by a cape.

SO I am the pot. Mama walks in talking about american idol. And I tell her what a black kettle she is.



go metric.

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[10 Dec 2002|01:20am]
neal_baker
<a href="http://burntramen.com/annafanclub>great pictures</a>
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...a blistered anus... [02 Nov 2002|08:05am]

xpox
[ mood | sick ]

hey there anna how's it going?

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[05 Oct 2002|12:53pm]

chaoseyes
oops. i love you anna.
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[05 Oct 2002|12:51pm]

chaoseyes
dont ask her (12:48:04 PM): i am telepathic.
FilmFreak42 (12:48:25 PM): well then why are you turning to prostitution? you obviously aren't!
dont ask her (12:49:09 PM): becuase my telepathic abilities enhance my talents as a prostitute, i always know what the customer wants
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...good news... [04 Jun 2002|07:07pm]

13_bodies
[ mood | excited ]

zigmont pyrotechnics

813-689-6269

anna is the bestest sister ever...GENITORTURERS who are supposed to have gone on an european tour are going to be in tampa on the 28th...HEY!!! so am i!!! because anna rocks my fucking socks!!! and i am getting a job with a pyrotechnics company! ROCK!!!

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anna your gay... listen to my poem [03 Jun 2002|04:46pm]
pantbandito
[ mood | devious ]

anna you are gay....

gay as in GAY,
Flaming, flaming fire that burns
oh how you are gay (and you like it)

I saw you at Barns and Noble looking at the gay magazines
you are totally gay...

where are you anna,
oh wait it is gay day at disney
you are marching down in the parade with your butch girlfriend
cause you are gay

gay, flamer.
you are as gay as a blow torch..

even a male supermodel would look straight standing next to you
your braces arnt fooling anyone...
12 year olds can be gay too

thats ok, i dont descriminate, i like nubians, so why cant i like you?
cause your gay. you wear the rainbow proudly

go and sail away on your sailboat with a gay flaming fag (i mean flag) as a sail.
sail to the uncharted gay waters.
where gay fish swim freely
you favorite cartoon is Big Gay Al from southpark
cause he lives in a Big Gay House with all his big gay animals
and your butch girlfriend dosnt mind.

anna, you are gay. and do you know why? cause you like the shocker.
2 in the pink, one in the stink and the massuse!

gay, gay, gay, anna is gay.
Hurry hurry hurry, your late for the show @ cold Keg!!!

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...woohoo... [24 May 2002|02:36am]
doublefistit
[ mood | drunk ]

<font face="copperplate gothic light" size="1" color="orange>ok</font>

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lost in this cyber hell [21 May 2002|10:37am]

ayosha
[ mood | mischievous ]

i want to bow at the wonderfulness that is anna. *growl* where the fuck am i? #giggle# i figured it out cause the power of anna was invoked in my keyboard. thank you anna. i miss anna. when anna was a baby (hehehehhe) and you held her, she would latch onto your chin and do this strange humming/sucking thing. i believe this was the beginning of her greatness. (if you have access to anna's house, ask mom for pics.)

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HEY!!! [20 May 2002|02:13am]
doublefistit
[ mood | drunk ]

HEY!!! MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I DON'T THINK THERE IS ENOUGH HOOPLAH IN THIS BITCH FOR THE MOST COOL SISTER EVER!!! ANNA FUCKING ROCKS!!! YOU ALL NEED TO POST SOME GROOVY SHIT ABOUT HER!!! LIKE NOW!!!


thank you...that is all...

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anna...i blew your cover!!! [18 May 2002|01:57am]
[ mood | mischievous ]



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Anna daY [18 May 2002|01:55am]
[ mood | pleased ]

anna day anna day
on this day
anna's not gay
it's anna's day
it's anna's day
of not being gay
it's anna's day

feliz graduationes mi sistaro!

oh...wait...that was yesterday

anna week anna week
she doesn't stink
'cause it's anna week
this is the week
for anna not to stink
anna anna anna anna
anna mothafuckin WEEEEEEEK!!!!!
*kneels like a vegas lounge singer with his hands in the air*


yea!

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